Digital Diatribe

For it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I done forgot about it, so was talking like a land lubber most of the day.
And here I was with me pirate kit all ready to board some foriegn vessels.

I did however get punched several times for my terrible pirate pickup lines.
Like:

“Yarr, me plank be so hard ye could walk it!”
And
“She might have a nice booty, but it be like dropping anchor in the marianas trench, I’ll stick to me manatee”

I enjoyed it more last year, but probably because I went to a Pirate Party and had a girlfriend to go with at the time who wasn’t about to run screaming the moment I put on a pirate voice.

I still need to finish Monkey Island 3 and 4.