Digital Diatribe

If the great ape himself were to empty the contents of his bowels he would fail to produce anything to rival the massive pile of shit that is this film.
Like a bad case of explosive diarrhoea, it lingers on well after it should have been flushed and the horrible feeling in your stomach stays with you for hours after having seen it.
Much like the dodgy curries found in the bain-marie of death at your local Indian take away, this film is to be avoided at all cost.